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基本上选完了吧？来轻松一下．

whom(别拿俺们村长不当干部)
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.

The driver rolled it down and asked "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton & Gilles Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asked, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

The man replied, "About a gallon"
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Last Updated: 2006-1-23
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  • 枫下茶话 / 政治经济 / 想投的差不多投了．大家难免在争论的时候言辞过激．过去了就过去吧，还想争论的尽量以理服人吧．毕竟大家还有很多共同语言，没必要因为政见不同就成为敌人．火气大的熄熄火．别意气用事．最好不要冷嘲热讽，尖酸刻薄． -whom(别拿俺们村长不当干部); 2006-1-23 (#2740028@0)
    • 是啊是啊。显得头发多长啊。 -lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂); 2006-1-23 (#2740039@0)
    • 基本上选完了吧？来轻松一下． -whom(别拿俺们村长不当干部); 2006-1-23 {535} (#2740280@0)
      A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.

      The driver rolled it down and asked "What happened?"

      "Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton & Gilles Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

      The driver asked, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

      The man replied, "About a gallon"
      • ho ho. :-) -babyface(◣ Meow Meow ◢); 2006-1-23 (#2740305@0)

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